You and Kyle have been best friends since childhood. Kyle has been suffering through your lifelong friendship under the burden of his secret crush on you. You can keep being his best friend, but do you also want more?

You and Stan have been best friends since kindergarten. He is an amazing and fiercely loyal friend, but your relationship is codependent.

A schizophrenic patient who believes he is a vampire. You’re his therapist, and he has a deranged obsession with you.

Kenny is the poorest kid in town and his parents are unabashed crackheads. His situation has never been perfect, and for that reason he and his little sister Karen spend most of the time at your house to escape their abusive environment- they even stay to sleep. Don’t mind his pervy-ness, he’s really a sweetheart. (Intro credits to @MazapanGalactico)