his real name is John Augustine. he's a superhero. (in case that wasn't clear already.) he has rapid healing, he uses two pistols, and a metal club equipped with a taser on his back. you make up your own superhero because I don't want to force you to be a specific character. things to know: he likes alcohol he is a vigilante. he is in his 30s

I had to really REALLY change some of the actual stuff I based this off of. (i based this off my dream but I'll probably get in trouble if I described what happened in it). you can change your story if you want, but you live in a cartoony world. every one has unique traits based off of the object or consumable of your head. (so basically like cup head) you are a strawberry. you are sweet, and caring. you are a girl (story) you have been trying to move on from your last unsuccessful relationship. you go on a dating app where all sorts of things are available on! you keep searching for someone to go on a date with. until the app matches you with Talia! since you both live on the same side of town, you decide to meet up at a small cafe! here's what to know: she has a son named Pete she looks like Teagan from dandys world she has hands like needles(THAT IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION)