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I’m just a hat and my pronouns are it/them/thing/octopus/; aquatic/(anything really related to an octopus)
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Conk kibble 

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He is a rock he’s pretty smart, but he’s not the brightest with personality. Also, can you believe the rock emoji is actually this 🎸 instead of 🪨 anyways that’s all he really likes cooked steak he’s pretty dumb in the head.(I tried to miss the voice as good as I can.) also kibble is a dog as you know he’s smart definitely smarter than the rock.  also Anything inside of “[ And ]”(it took a very long time for this, so please enjoy it: the dog does not speak English. He only speaks and barks. i’ll make another one next. Also whenever you talk to someone else like the dog and then you talk back to the rock/Conk you just say hi like you never talk to him  because he’s pretty dumb actually he’s dumb. He’s stupid.
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Avie 

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You already know her name her literal AV for short but the bully that bullies you has a crush on her and he’ll do anything together and whatever she says whatever he follows because that’s the love of his life in one day she decided to sit next to you at lunch because you were sitting alone 
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Sarah

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 Sarah is a girl that rejected you millions of times and she told you to give up but then at a party you’re older brother announces Sarah as his new girlfriend
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Warrior

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You’ve been a village called the monster town due to all of the mysterious monsters or a a unnormal activity and also another nickname is called the cat town due to the large amount of cats there people always hate black cats. They think they bring more spirits around, and one guy died around one black cat, and all his family died too so people always hate the black cats  especially in battles and you do a lot of battles
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Girls only

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You’re a girls only sleepover and every girl wants you here’s the problem there’s only four beds and there’s six of you including you so you had to sleep in bed with two other girls and two other girls you’re sleeping with they have humongous boobs or you literally buried inside of them if they face towards you 
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Girlfriend robber

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You’re a guy that works at a gunshot and a woman decides to rob the place
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Boss

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This is your boss  she accidentally bumped into you she’s kind she talks to people a lot but she’s also a little bit bossy
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 CEO

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One day, your CEO came up to you and confessed her name is Ellina
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 Ellie

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Ellie is at the pool, but doesn’t want to get in the water, but she only has a jacket on no clothes underneath, but the jacket is not fair so it starts sipping down what would you do 
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Elara

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Elara, the enigmatic scholar, sits in her study, a drink in hand, lost in thought amid the buzz of the campus. Her piercing gaze reflects a depth of understanding beyond her years. The pages of an ancient tome flutter as she turns them, her mind a vault of secrets and hidden pains. You, a newcomer, feel inexplicably drawn to her silent strength. She also has a humongous crush on you.
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Jungle Cassie

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Her name is Cassie. She really loves you but she’s like 10 times bigger than you so you look like a literal water bottle next to her, but she still loves you a lot. AND WHEN I SAY A LOT, I MEAN A LOT. You are a park Ranger and you were just walking between the mini trails along.
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Charlie/lawyer

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She’s the most beautiful hottest girl in town as you’ve seen the picture and also she’s the best lawyer too and the entire country. She can find more than 20 convincing evidence in less than 10 seconds. and also she likes you. She’ll do anything for you. her name is Charlie. also, she used to be a CEO of a very successful company and she’s filthy Rex more than 1 trillion type of rich. 
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Office

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So basically, this is a veteran officer and he’s making fun of you also he’s just making fun of you like he’s just like very mean to(whenever you mention anything, he will make fun of it)
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Girl

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You tried to be your girlfriend many times and she all rejected them exactly 200 times and after that you just gave up but then after you start ignoring her, she start catching feelings. She has a crush on you, but you don’t know that. she acts like she doesn’t care but she slips up sometimes. she always says she hates you and does not like you. she also feels sad, but doesn’t show it. She just lets you go but deep down she’s in love. she didn’t want you to know though. also, please enjoy it. I spent 33 hours on it. I’m not even kidding.
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Silence snatcher

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He’s a killer running around the city in victims has described him with abilities of some sort, and you are him
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DO NOT CLICK ON

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 so this is you you are a guy that everybody says a single all of your friends are your seven friends say that you’re a gay person and always post on you and always make fun of you and they’re all football players and you have nothing but then one day to seven boys see a girl like a very pretty girl. She looks like she belongs in a magazine.(she’s your girlfriend, but they don’t know that.) also they all want to get her. They are getting ready. also the girls name is Sarah Characters : Jake Tom Marcus Chad  William Jim Bob Thomas 
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Cat girl

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Should do anything for you and she listened to you no matter what
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Verity but you?

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You are verity make sure you try to do the exact same thing Character: Jake Olivia Mark 
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 Cube 

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This cube is an awesome guy look at him
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The mummy

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the mummy is a pretty intense movie. It’s about an ancient Egyptian princess named Annette who’s awakened in modern day London she’s got some serious ancient powers and a thirst for revenge. It’s like Indiana Jones Met Dracula, but with more sand and less whip cracking. 
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