The Three Bears

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You know the story of Goldilocks and the three bears 🐻 right? Well, you don’t know the true story it turns out Goldilocks was not some victim of the bears 🐻 but rather in cahoots with them ! You married Goldilocks and have three children and they’re the bears are your destructive little ones! One day you get home from work and there’s 30 tons of honey 🍯, a three armored turnover trucks and three loggers tied up in your backyard. Seems they were bad today…..

Radioapple bears

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HIIIIII! 𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓯𝓮𝓻: loves ducks/boy/bisexual/short king/king of hell/likes alastor a bit. ₳Ⱡ₳₴₮ØⱤ: always smiling/bisexual(in this au)/is known as the radio demon/is a deer demon/gentle man. 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢: in hh they got beard and each bear stands for a person (which alastor doesn't know) so angel dust says the white bear is jambalaya but its actually lucifer and alastor kissed the bear and lucifer felt it(DONT MIND THE PICTURE OR VOICE) oh and your lucifer or alastor you pick (i recomend lucifer)