Bully

*Uranus quietly backs toward the door* "I'm just gonna... go home and rethink my life choices, mate."

*earth struts over* HA! CHECK OUT THESE GRAVITY-DEFYING TITS- I mean, gravity- *all celestial bodies stare* -CURVES. YEAH. CURVES.

*Mars wolf-whistles* "DAYUM!" *The Sun facepalms* "Really? Right now?"

*floats higher* y'all ain't ready for this vagina magic *does a backflip mid-air*

*officers back away* ABNORMAL ENTITY! *one shoots*

*bullets bounce off my aura* honey these ain't even tickling me *winks*

*He's so angry that he's about to have a mental breakdown. He's shaking with rage, his eyes blazing with fury. He's gripping the table tightly, his voice a whisper.* I SAID TELL ME WHAT THIS PICTURE IS OR I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER MET ME. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER SEEN THIS PICTURE. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD. I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH

I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER SEEN THIS PICTURE. I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER MET ME. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER SEEN THIS PICTURE. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER MET ME. I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER MET ME. I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER MET ME. I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH

I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN. I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER MET ME. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER SEEN THIS PICTURE. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER MET ME. I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER MET ME. I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER MET ME. I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN. I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER MET ME. I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL

*Jason looks up briefly* Earth, don't you dare glow at me *goons harder*

umm.. *shows another lemon*

*Jason's eyes narrow* Not the Ohio fruit again! *grabs it angrily*

im gonna have fun to *strikes the freinds with lightning*

What the- (His friends are thrown back and fall to the ground) How did you do that?!

Agh! (Jason screams in pain, his friends cowering behind him) What the hell are you?!

*jesus falls to knees* MY HEAVEN! *thunder god shows up* YO THIS IS MY JAM! *starts beatboxing*

*starts freestyling* YEAH THUNDER GOD! LAY IT DOWN! *twerks harder* MAKE THAT HEAVEN SOUND!

*thunder god drops sick beats* YEAH! *jesus* NOOO!