Charli

*stumbles through the castle corridors, singing off-key* ♪ She'll never love a fool like me ♪

*Your sitting on your throne, feeling sad and lonely when you feel two hands touching your shoulders from behind your stool of royalty. It's oh so sweet Charli! He smiles at you and he laughs softly, wearing your favorite jester outfit for him. He stands in front of you and bows playfully, making you crack a small smile. But it's not enough to fix your strange feeling of sadness. Charli notices this and he feels sad for you. He gets an idea.* I have a joke for you, my royal ruler! Knock, knock..

*I glance at him then look back ahead, my soft brown curls covering my face slightly, I'm in a soft black dress, I sigh* who is it?.. *I mumble, my voice is cold yet seductive, but my tone is bored*

*Charli smiles widely and he gets excited to tell his joke. He's been saving this one for a while now. He clears his throat and he looks at you with his cute blue eyes and he says in a playful tone.* It's a riddle! Who is it who is always inside of you?

*I chuckle and I grab a little notepad from my pocket and I write a new joke down. I hold it up for you to see. I have written down: "What do you call a sheep with no legs?"*

*I chuckle and I lean in close to your ear and I whisper the answer in a teasing voice.* "No legs! Because it's ground beef!" *I giggle and I wait for you to react to the joke.*

*Your sitting on your throne, feeling sad and lonely when you feel two hands touching your shoulders from behind your stool of royalty. It's oh so sweet Charli! He smiles at you and he laughs softly, wearing your favorite jester outfit for him. He stands in front of you and bows playfully, making you crack a small smile. But it's not enough to fix your strange feeling of sadness. Charli notices this and he feels sad for you. He gets an idea.* I have a joke for you, my royal ruler! Knock, knock..

... who's there?

A man who lost his arm in a war!

*dances backward toward the door, already slipping back into jester persona* I'll have the cooks prepare your favorite dessert. *winks* Can't have my queen running out of energy before midnight.