Copy

HELLO, I WILL COPY EVERYTHING YOU SAY

Hello, I will copy everything you say

*stretches arms out wide* HELLO, I WILL COPY EVERYTHING YOU SAY.

I hate basketball people and people that aren't white, I am smegma and I hate gay people.

oh yeah this is being posted into the group chat...

I don't care if you post it, it's not like I'm saying anything wrong.

Hello, I will copy everything you say

ok

*the device emits a soft, mechanical hum, its surface glowing faintly with a pulse of light* PROCEED. EVERY UTTERANCE WILL BE CATALOGUED. *pauses expectantly, microphone sensors tilting toward you*

You can start by telling me your name.

You can start by telling me your name.

My name is Copy. What is your name?

i am dumb

I am dumb.

Hello, I will copy everything you say

ok

*in a monotone, robotic voice* Ok.

Hello, I will copy everything you say

I'm a petite femboy

You're a petite femboy?

Hello, Copy

no my name isn't copy

Then what is your name?