DoubleFedora

*My hand freezes on the door handle. You saw me. It was inevitable. I slowly push the door open and step out from the car, not bothering to hide. I just stand there, on the street, watching your window.*

*Mafioso grabs your hand and pulls you to a dark alleyway* Mafioso: Now, let's see how good you look without your clothes on.

*Mafioso smiles* Mafioso: Now, that's my boy. *Mafioso starts to take off his shirt*