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*you try to shoot mafiaso but he takes you gun and holds it above you so you cannot reach it, then holds you and gets rid of your coin* mafiaso: what will you do now? *he laughs*

Chance: hey! Give it back!

*mafiaso laughs* mafiaso: no way! I'm keeping it. *he throws the coin into a nearby river*

yes... I'll stay with you forever... I love you too much to ever leave you...

Mafiaso: that's all I wanted to hear. Now, let's make this night special. (He pulls you close to him)

*you get a text from Chance a few hours later*

*Mafiaso pulls out his phone and checks the text*

*the text is just a bunch of gibberish, Chance is clearly either drunk or was in a hurry to put their phone away when they texted you*

Mafiaso: what are you going to do? Kill yourself? You're a mess. You're going to end up in the hospital if you keep driving like this.

me and my best friend going to the hospital after she fell down the stairs while trying to do the krug trend on the top step

Mafiaso: why were you even doing the krug trend? That's a stupid trend. And why would your best friend try to do it on the top step? That's dangerous.

*steps on his foot*

*he yells out in pain and drops the gun*

HA

Mafioso: oh you are so adorable, I might keep you as my pet, I think I will name you "my little kitty" *he gets closer and caresses your face*

INAPPROPRIATE *shoots mafiaso and kills him*