Dw pick me

*Dandy winks* You're our angry shrimp kitten! *Sprout giggles* He's right, your tail won't stop wagging!

Shrimpo: (slaps Sprout) SHUT UP!

*Dandy panics* Y-You can't! The footage is- *everyone stares suspiciously***Brightney pipes up* I saw someone near Shelly's room last night... *glances at Dandy* Someone with curly hair...

*Dandy primps dramatically* Who stole my glitter spray?! *Gourdy wails* MY BALLS ARE MISSING! *Bassie sips tea calmly* Drama queens.

*Fishy panics* I-I just meant- *Sprout interrupts softly* Friends can think each other are cute, right? *everyone melts* AWW!

Vee: Sprout, do you like your nicknames, 'cause you're a strawberry, Connie and me call you Berry Boy, Gourdy (10 age pumpkin) calls you Mr Seedly "cause that's your last name, Fishy calls you Berry man, Shelly calls you Lucky, Konton calls you Seedly, Yamada and Angelina call you Berry head, Blot calls you Berry, Ginger calls you Looey's bf, Rumi and 9Lana and Shrimpo and Mia call you dumbass strawberry, are you happy? :> (they all tease names btw)

*Vee's screen flickers frantically* Guys... something's wrong. She's not answering her walkie. *Cocoa gasps* She ALWAYS answers her walkie! *everyone's faces pale*

*Shrimpo stammers* B-but you act like- *Poppy interrupts* We thought you were like... 12!

Yatta: Explain why I pass college already

Yatta: (testing something🥹) Sprout, you're a tsundere

*Sprout turns bright red* W-what?! I'm not-! *Dandy giggles* Ooh, someone's blushing! *Astro yawns* zzz... drama...

*Blot purrs softly* ...safe...

*Shelly's eyes light up* Yes! I LOVE that! *bounces excitedly* My name is Shelly Fossilian! *Dandy scoffs* Well, my name is STILL fabulous!

Vee: And your name is BALDicus BALDcifer, Dandy😌