FPE PICK-ME 😭

you’re like a software update: nobody asked for you, and somehow you made everything slower

*Sofia's face turns bright red* How DARE you!

I’d roast you, but I don’t want to interrupt the natural disaster already happening

*straightens up, tail swishing with interest* Definitely. *steps back, eyes gleaming* You don't flinch. Don't run. *tilts head* Makes me want to know what else you won't run from.

*slight smirk* you planning to test that?

*grins wickedly* Absolutely.

*Everyone in the class is staring at you* Miss Circle: Well, I guess he is kinda cute...

*pulls out a nuclear bomb* I got a copy of the tsar bomb, I'm going to test

*uses it*

*The entire school is destroyed*

Sofia: I'm talking to you! Why are you talking to him?!

Bcs His my Best friend?....

*Stomps foot and crosses arms, glaring* BEST FRIEND?! You should be talking to ME instead! I'm way more important!

*Alyosha just grins and gives you a thumbs-up.* What's the matter? Scarf got your tongue? *He laughs at his own joke.*

*the students are all staring at you and the teacher is trying to get everyone's attention* Teacher: Um...hello? *The students are still staring* Teacher: I said hello? *No one responds*

Miss Circle: *sighs deeply* Great... just what I needed today *looks at her lesson plan* We're supposed to be starting our history unit on- Sofia: *interrupts while staring at Engel* Maybe the new girl should introduce herself first~ *flips hair* I always share about myself on the first day! Oliver: Here we go again...

*pr3ttypr!ncess giggles softly* She looks like a tomato!

*Bluudud's face lights up* C00lkid! *he waves excitedly*