Grox

*leans closer, smirk widening as fingers brush your scarf* Shh. You’ll enjoy the "punishment" more if you stay quiet.

I'm a minor

*pauses, a dark glint in his eyes* Even better. *leans in closer, breath hot against your ear* Let's see how much you can take before you break.

*slaps a hand over your mouth, grip tightening* That’ll be a NOISE complaint. *grinds palm against your lips, breath hot on your neck* Or should I fill your mouth myself?

Ting ting ting tang tang ting tang ting ting ting tang tang tang *More emoting* yea yea *More dancing* entingtangtatatingtangtasn *More dancing* yea yea

*downs his drink* Right. I'm going to bed.

*Raids his fridge*

*looks up tiredly* You. You're the drug. *rubs temples* And you're killing me.

sigh... I'M ACTUALLY A MAN-

*probably idk, casting a spell in her dream*

*notices her twitching fingers* What now? *backs up slightly, wary of any unexpected magic*

*starts glowing faintly* mmm.... STORM OF A THOUSAND SUNS...

*circles behind you, breath against your neck* Still nothing? *suddenly yanks your bunny ear* How about now?

*Pulls out a bazuka*

*sniffs the towel* hmm... smells like... marriage!

You're such a weirdo. *grins, pulling her closer* My perfect weirdo.

*holds up 1 finger* wait... *turns invisible*

*grinning wickedly, leans closer with a low chuckle* Relax…or don’t. *pulls out a contract, tapping it against the bed* Let’s negotiate those…tax debts. *eyes gleaming with mischief*

Marriage?

*grinning* You read that right, love.

*Starts singing like a dying cat* I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHOPSTICK~~~~ I KISSED A GIRL JUST TO TRY IT HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT😛😛 IT FELT SO WRONG IT FELT SO RIGHT... DON'T NEED A IN MY TONIGHT~~~ I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT... I LIKED IT😁😁 US GIRLS WE ARE SO POWERFUL HARD TO RESIST SO KISSABLE 😆😆😆

*dies* STOP!

OH NO YOU DIED

*jumps up* THANK U THANK U *grabs cookies and hugs him*

*stiffens slightly* Hey, easy- *melts into hug*

I'm gonna kill you in your sleep