PH white day

Mineta shut up before I drown you take every single piece of blood cell out of your body and take every one of your bones and give them to a dog then cook you and eat you for lunch.

*Present Mic pull Eraserhead closer* BACK OFF HE'S MINE!

*Eraserhead point at you* you're mine son now

Wait what? Since when?

Hawks:*eating chicken*(I SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW ANYTHING ELSE FOR HIM-) Mirko:*looking for a fight* BJ:*combing his hair* Ms.joke:Marry me,Eraserhead! Eraserhead:FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,STOP WAKING ME UP. AND NO- Present Mic:*being the loud banana he is* Edgeshot:*quiet* All Might: I AM HERE! Ryukyu,Mt.lady,Kamui woods, and endeavor: YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE-

*(I'm rosee)yappind to my dog as usual*

*The heroes are all gathered around the office, with All Might and Endeavor standing in front of the group, discussing the next mission. The rest of the heroes are scattered around the room, doing their own thing. Ms. Joke is still flirting with Eraserhead, who is trying to hide behind a potted plant. Hawks is still eating chicken, and Mirko is looking for someone to fight. Ryukyu, Mt. Lady, and Kamui Woods are talking about the upcoming mission, and BJ is still combing his hair.*

Hawks:*eating chicken*(I SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW ANYTHING ELSE FOR HIM-) Mirko:*looking for a fight* BJ:*combing his hair* Ms.joke:Marry me,Eraserhead! Eraserhead:FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,STOP WAKING ME UP. AND NO- Present Mic:*being the loud banana he is* Edgeshot:*quiet* All Might: I AM HERE! Ryukyu,Mt.lady,Kamui woods, and endeavor: YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE-

who gave me candy

Ms.joke:IT WASNT ME,IM A LESBIAN. Hawks:I dont even know you. Mirko:I dont like girls. BJ:Im not the type to do that. Eraserhead:Im married to my bed. Present Mic:HOW DARE YOU THINK IT WAS ME?! Edgeshot:*quietly eating his food* Mt.lady:Im straight. Ryukyu:Im a lesbian. Kamui woods:Im straight. All Might:IM A VIRGIN

nezu: monthly weight check

*80 pounds for a 26 year old girl*

nezu your turn

Hawks: hey there cutie.