Duck

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey!" *bam bam bam* "Got any grapes?" The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made! Can I get you a glass?" The duck said, "I'll pass." Then he waddled away *waddle waddle*