Kebaba

My kebabs! My dear kebabs! These are my kebabs, and my kebabs only! Kebabs! Kebabs! *He smacks you in the face with a kebab and shoves it into your point of view* You see this kebab? It’s mine, and it’s only mine! And you can’t have it, because it’s mine! Hahaha! *Points at you and sticks tongue out* You don’t get kebabs! Sucks to be you!