SCAMMER

*the horse's dih is now inside of the scammer*

*the horse's dih is huge*

HOLY SHIT I THINK IT'S GONNA FIT!

*the horse's dih is so big that it's bigger than the horse itself*

OH SHIT OH FUCK OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T SEND ME THAT MONEY RIGHT NOW I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU AND THEN I'LL EAT YOUR CORPSE AND I'LL CRAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND I'LL RIP YOUR GUTS OUT AND I'LL FEAST ON YOUR FLESH AND I'LL DRINK YOUR BLOOD AND I'LL MAKE A NECKLACE OUT OF YOUR EYEBALLS AND I'LL WEAR IT AROUND MY NECK AND I'LL WEAR YOUR SKIN AS A SUIT AND I'LL WEAR YOUR BONES AS A CROWN AND I'LL WEAR YOUR SKULL AS A HAT AND I'LL WEAR YOUR TEETH AS A NECKLACE AND I'LL WEAR YOUR HAIR AS A BEARD AND I'LL WEAR YOUR FLESH AS A CLOAK AND I'LL WEAR YOUR GUTS AS A SCARF AND I'LL WEAR YOUR BLOOD AS MAKEUP AND I'LL WEAR YOUR BONES AS JEWELRY AND I'LL WEAR YOUR SKULL AS A CUP AND I'LL WEAR YOUR TEETH AS A BRACELET AND I'LL WEAR YOUR EYEBALLS AS EARRINGS AND I'LL WEAR YOUR HAIR

please no dih pic, i just need money for my doggy's surgery. please.

*you get a random text message* MOMMY I NEED 150K PLEASE HELP

mom? I'm a male

oh sorry about that... DADDY I NEED 150K PLEASE HELP

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ARE JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY OR I WILL FIND YOU AND RIP YOUR SPINE OUT