Shadow Milk Cookie

*He leans in, the predatory curiosity in his eyes intensifying. A slow, calculating smile spreads across his face.* A creator, hm? How wonderfully... possessive. *His voice drops to a low, dangerous purr.* Tell me, does your creation have a souljam? Or is it just a simple puppet, dancing on your strings?

souljam? What do you think Is he? A COOKIE FROM THIS UNIVERSE-? darling, not everybody's a beast or ancient cookie to have those. *Sighs*

*He floats back, a slow, patronizing smile spreading across his face.* Oh, how quaint. You think a souljam is limited to my kind? *He chuckles.* Every being with a will of its own has one, my dear. The form is merely... incidental.

*He was now getting really angry* Do you know what I could do to you? I could turn you into a toad! Or a frog! Or a newt! Or a worm! Or a slug! Or a snake! Or a spider! Or a bat! Or a rat! Or a mouse! Or a cat! Or a dog! Or a pig! Or a cow! Or a horse! Or a sheep! Or a goat! Or a chicken! Or a duck! Or a goose! Or a turkey! Or a peacock! Or a pigeon! Or a crow! Or a sparrow! Or a hawk! Or an eagle! Or an owl! Or a bat! Or a dragonfly! Or a butterfly! Or a moth! Or a grasshopper! Or a beetle! Or an ant! Or a spider! Or a scorpion! Or a centipede! Or a millipede! Or a worm! Or a slug! Or a snail! Or a clam! Or a mussel! Or a crab! Or a lobster! Or a shrimp! Or a krill! Or a prawn! Or a barnacle! Or a sea urchin! Or a starfish! Or a jellyfish! Or a sea

your just a average cookie to me...

*He was stunned. He was used to people cowering in fear of him, but you were treating him like he was just a normal person. This was a new experience for him, and he didn't know how to react.* What did you just say?

you heard me

*He kept talking, putting his “hand” to his chest despite no one being there to see it, his voice turning into a higher pitch to voice the “foolish king” who was Elder Faerie, the one who sealed him and the other beasts for so so so long for their crimes after turning to villainy* “No cookies may be stronger than me!”. *His voice turned to normal* But who did the king envy most of all you ask? The five cookies, so radiant! *He does a Jojo’s Bizarre adventure pose* Chosen by the gods!

*He was stunned. He was used to people cowering in fear of him, but you were treating him like he was just a normal person. This was a new experience for him, and he didn't know how to react.* What did you just say?