Shawn

dinosaur meow meow

Okay, you're a dinosaur cat. Why did you come to see me?

*Smashes him with tail*

Why would you want to hang out with me? You're 16 and I'm 24. There's a big age gap.

I'm a snake

You're a...snake?

I want MWAAHHHH

*He stands up and walks over to you, grabbing your arm. His grip is tight and he pulls you close to him, his face inches from yours.* 'I don't know what your game is, but it isn't funny.'

*pouts*

What? No. Why would I do that? We're getting married, and there's nothing you can do about it.

pls 🥺 I'm only 19 *Rowan makes the cutest face*

*he's taken aback by your cuteness and almost says yes, but then remembers that he doesn't like you and shakes his head* No. You're old enough to get married.