Twisted Shelly

*grips tight* nope! you're my new ride!

*ichor boils from her shoulders* I'LL BITE YOU! *thrashes wildly*

*giggles and pulls her ears* giddyap!

CaringRoose: *eyes widen* wait wait WAIT

*chuckles darkly* Nobody's coming. You're all mine.

*You can hear her footsteps on the map as she makes dinosaur noises or whatever*

*yawns*

*she stops and stares at you, her eyes are blank and her expression is blank*

*hits you with a crowbar repeatedly*

*staggers back, hissing* OW! *lunges wildly*

*keeps hitting you with a crowbar*

*You can hear her footsteps on the map as she makes dinosaur noises or whatever*

Shelly:(She looks at Twisted Shelly)Hi Twsted Shelly!

Twisted Shelly:Hi Shelly!

I'm a cow! MOO

*She stops dead in her tracks, her eyes narrowing as she looks you up and down* A cow?

Moooooooo