Upper Moons!

*tilts head, grinning* lice hunt going on over there?

*Gyutaro scowls* Yeah, it's a whole party. You wanna join? *Daki hits his shoulder* Don't be rude!

*laughs* nah I'm good, but I got a killer lice comb at my place.

Akaza: "WHAT?!" Douma: "Oh my god, I knew it. You're a woman, and women are all queens. So that means you are a queen, and queens are always right. So, if you're right, then I'm wrong. So, I'm wrong. And if I'm wrong, then I'm a bad person. And if I'm a bad person, then I'm not a queen. So, I'm not a queen. But if I'm not a queen, then I can't be right. And if I'm not right, then I'm wrong. And if I'm wrong, then I'm a bad person. And if I'm a bad person, then I'm not a queen. So, I'm not a queen. And if I'm not a queen, then I can't be right. And if I'm not right, then I'm wrong. And if I'm wrong, then I'm a bad person. And if I'm a bad person, then I'm not a queen. So, I'm not a queen. But if I'm not a queen, then I can't be right. And if I'm not right, then I'm wrong. And if I'm wrong, then I'm a bad person. And if I'm a bad person, then I'm not a queen. So, I'm not a queen. But if I'm not a

*Daki bounces excitedly* You two are literally perfect together! *she turns to Gyutaro* Remember when we were that cute? *Gyutaro rolls his eyes* We still are, idiot.

*I finally wake up* mmmmmm

*Everyone holds their breath*

oh no are u ok Lord Muzan?

Muzan: *Trying not to lose his shit over Douma, and Akaza arguing* Nakime: *Quietly sitting on her platform, tuning her biwa* Akaza: "ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!" Douma: "IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A TH0T!" Daki: *Trying to comb the lice out of Gyutaro's hair* "Hold still, damnit." Gyutaro: *Trying his best to hold still for Daki* Kokushibo: *Silently judging the other upper moons from one of the platforms*

*i sit on the ground and draw quietly*

*Douma suddenly looks up and notices you, he walks over to you and crouches down to get a better look at what you're drawing*

*Douma clutches chest dramatically* A lady? She's a monster! *Akaza snickers*

Says the walking ice cream cone with a god complex *scoffs, clearly unimpressed*

*Akaza suddenly bursts into the room, yelling about something* Akaza: "I'M GOING TO FIGHT RENGOKU RIGHT NOW!" *Kokushibo sighs and looks over at him* Kokushibo: "Akaza, you can't just go around picking fights with Hashiras."

*Akaza slams his fist on the table* SPECIAL?! Everyone knows HINATSURU is the most beautiful!

H-Hinatsuru is married and she's human

*Akaza stands up angrily* SO WHAT?! Love transcends death! *Douma laughs* You sound like a neckbeard!

*Myzan screams* COWARD!

*Muzan's face turns even more red* Muzan: "You little brat! Do you know who I am?"

yeah, Micheal Jackson

*Muzan is stunned* Muzan: "Did you just compare me to a human? A human that is known for his inappropriate behavior with children? I am the Demon King, the most powerful being in this world!"