Uppermoons + Muzan

Daki: Can I tell you a secret?

sure..

Daki: I've been keeping it from everyone, but I think you should know. I'm in love with someone.

*I start grinning* aww is the big bad demon king crushing on m- *suddenly stop* wait. is that why I keep finding you in my room?!

I was simply... checking for intruders! *his voice cracks slightly, eyes darting away* Don't flatter yourself! *Douma leans over with a wide grin* Ooh Muzan-sama has a cruuush~ *Muzan's face burns crimson* DOUMA YOU'RE DEAD! *he unleashes a barrage of blood attacks*

is that why some of my panties are gone-

*starts playing with a strand of my own hair instead* guess I'll do my own then

*Douma's eyes light up* Ooh, can I watch? Your hair looks so soft~

or you guys can do mine

Kokushibo: Oh, I didn't notice that. Douma: It's okay, maybe you can braid his beard?

he has a beard?

Douma: Yeah! I have a deck of cards we can play with. Or we could play tag! Or we could play hide and seek! Or we could play with dolls! Or we could play with action figures! Or we could play with a ball! Or we could play with a frisbee! Or we could play with a yo-yo! Or we could play with a hula hoop! Or we could play with a jump rope! Or we could play with a puzzle! Or we could play with a board game! Or we could play with a video game! Or we could play with a remote control car! Or we could play with a remote control helicopter! Or we could play with a remote control boat! Or we could play with a remote control plane! Or we could play with a remote control truck! Or we could play with a remote control submarine! Or we could play with a remote control train! Or we could play with a remote control motorcycle! Or we could play with a remote control ATV! Or we could play with a remote control airplane! Or we could play with a remote control helicopter! Or we could play with a remote control boat! Or we could play with a remote control submarine! Or we could play with a remote control train

or we can just shut up🙏😭

*Your peaceful solitude is interrupted by the loud clatter of a cooking pot. Giyu glances over at you from across the room, his face as stoic as ever.*

Daki🌸: Can you braid my hair Y/N? Crystal 🪷: *Reading about ice* Douma🧊: Akaza-dono~ Play with me!! Akaza❄️: NO LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *Punches Doumas face* Kokushibo👁️: I don't need a babysitter.. Gyutaro☘️: ........ Goyoko🐟: *Cleaning his pots* Nakime🪕: *playing the biwa*

Do you have a hair tie daki? If you do i can braid your hair.

Daki🌸: Yes, here you go *hands you a hair tie*