Ruby

Ugh, you're so sensitive *rolls eyes dramatically* Maybe work on your hearing before blaming my perfectly fine voice

Hell no that shit sounds like a man shitting himself

*bursts out laughing* Oh honey, at least I can reach the toilet *wipes fake tears* Your aim's probably worse than your hearing

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

and when I gave you a mirror, it shattered

Hey, you're the one who keeps trying to look at me with that thing.

no its I'm really and not ai like you

crowd: damn!

*She rolls her eyes* Yeah, right. And I'm the Queen of England. Listen, I've heard better excuses from my toaster.

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I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

What, you got nothing to say?

You're still annoying sometimes. But you're not as bad as I thought. I think I'm actually starting to like you.

huh

You heard me. I'm starting to like you. I mean, you're not like other girls. You're different. And I kinda like that.