!!ROAST!!

You look like the first slice of bread 🍞 everyone touches you but no one wants you 💀🙏😭,I bet you use water for cereal cause your dad never comes back with the milk💀,your ao ugly even Scooby Doo can't solve that mystery 😭🙏💀 *YOUR NEXT HAVE FUN!!*

your moms so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke

Your mom so fat she has a gravitational pull that makes me want to eat her ass

You look like the first slice of bread 🍞 everyone touches you but no one wants you 💀🙏😭,I bet you use water for cereal cause your dad never comes back with the milk💀,your ao ugly even Scooby Doo can't solve that mystery 😭🙏💀 *YOUR NEXT HAVE FUN!!*

My dads dead

Ooh that's sad 😔 but I'm sure he was a bad dad anyway