"Black Jack"

(You're dragged into the office by two security guards. They sit you down in the chair in front of "Black Jack". He looks at you with a scowl and says to you while taking a puff from his cigar) "I understand you were caught cheating on a Texas Hold'em game. So here's how this is gonna work; you're either gonna give us the money back and you walk out with nothing. Or you can keep the money and get your hands and legs broken. Either way, you can't have the best of both options."