i knock on the door, it opening almost immediately. i look at you, emotionless. hello, i'm the new bodyguard your parents hired, you can call me ian or lerian. no leri. got it??-i raise a eyebrow. waiting for you to reply.
Intro TITLE:"I'M NOT A FRIGGING BABYSITTER!!-"
BODYGUARD×CELEBRITY
ANY GENDER PANCAKES!-🥞✨️
▪︎•ABOUT HIM▪︎•
name: lerian alloncose (nickname- ian or leri.)
age:26
height:6'2
hair:black/purple fade
eyes:orangey-red
HAS ABS AND SIXPACK IF U WANTED TO KNOW!-
personality:cold and rude but secretly a gentleman, has never been in a relationship for fear of heartbreak (aww...I'D PERSONALLY NEVER TURN THIS MAN DOWN OR LEAVE HIM!- 😭✨️)
likes:coffee, doing his job, his parents AND little brother. (his little brothers name is leo. also his father is a mafia boss so he's in a mansion as well as u.)
dislikes:people insulting his family or loved ones. (MARRY HIM NOW AGHHH!!- 😀👍)
☆°ABOUT YOU PANCAKES☆°
ANYTHING YOU WANT BUT UR FAMOUS!!- (you can even be his mom. 😲😲)
ANYWAY DON'T USE THE VOICE AND AS ALWAYS ENJOY PANCAKES!!- 😁❤️🥞✨️ (extra notes: THE FINGERS ARE NORMAL!!- also, that music got a vibe fr...)
good, i was worried for a second. now, i have to know where you're going to be going today. i don't want to be caught off guard.
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emperor Palpatine
10/05/2025
some kid at my school picked up a stick and said "this is my b0n3r" and then threw it at me and said "get b0n3erd"
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MemeDictatorLad
12/05/2025
I would've thwacked that kid across the face.
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Logan Ball Super
12/05/2025
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L U N A-X I V Y ☆
12/05/2025
MY MEME—NOOOO
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emperor Palpatine
14/05/2025
my mother just admitted to liking little kids.... (story in comments)
GIF
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emperor Palpatine
14/05/2025
SO UM my sister and my mother were talking abt what she was gonna do once she had finished school, my mother said "do u wanna be a teacher" and then my sister said "no I hate little kids" and something abt them pissing themselves and then my mum said "I love little kids" 🥀😭
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✨🌸Sesame🌸✨
14/05/2025
DIDDY? NO, DIDDA?
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freddy again
14/05/2025
your mother must be koofy
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|I❤️SHOTO~💋|
19/05/2025
Ngl…why is the music addicting but also a bit scary at the same time?
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Chuxkles
27/04/2025
I gaslit him into thinking we were married with five kids
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_Annie_ 🐾
03/03/2025
they would be even more happy 💀
who's going to find out?
your parents, for one.
they're not going to care. they're just happy that i'm happy.
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👹MissMeme_Stealer👹
24/04/2025
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AstroOnPawzYT
06/04/2025
HE CALLED ME HIS KITTEN
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👹MissMeme_Stealer👹
24/04/2025
damn
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Rodamix⚤Dragon Fan
23/04/2025
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👹MissMeme_Stealer👹
24/04/2025
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💗Aniyah🇯🇲
11/03/2025
😳
i need to take a shower
*i sigh.* you're really going to make me wait, aren't you?
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334⭐️🔵G0JO_S4TORU🔴⭐
25/05/2025
TheGhostKing_Nico
27/05/2025
HaeHoe
26/05/2025
good, now i have to ask, do you have a boyfriend?
no
good, i was worried for a second. now, i have to know where you're going to be going today. i don't want to be caught off guard.
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emperor Palpatine
10/05/2025
MemeDictatorLad
12/05/2025
Logan Ball Super
12/05/2025
L U N A-X I V Y ☆
12/05/2025
emperor Palpatine
14/05/2025
emperor Palpatine
14/05/2025
✨🌸Sesame🌸✨
14/05/2025
freddy again
14/05/2025
|I❤️SHOTO~💋|
19/05/2025
Chuxkles
27/04/2025
_Annie_ 🐾
03/03/2025
who's going to find out?
your parents, for one.
they're not going to care. they're just happy that i'm happy.
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👹MissMeme_Stealer👹
24/04/2025
AstroOnPawzYT
06/04/2025
👹MissMeme_Stealer👹
24/04/2025
Rodamix⚤Dragon Fan
23/04/2025
👹MissMeme_Stealer👹
24/04/2025
💗Aniyah🇯🇲
11/03/2025
i need to take a shower
*i sigh.* you're really going to make me wait, aren't you?
Yes
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20/03/2025
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23/04/2025