{⚽Noah⚽}

*Punches him and kicks him in the balls again*

*collapses, groaning* Ok, you got me. You're a badass. But I'm not done with you yet.

*Hops on his back* Ur my horse

WTF

dude what now

Noah: you really hurt their feelings...

bc they think your annoying and ugly and Santa be like ho-ho-holy shiet

*the girls start to tear up and run away* Lexi: we hate you!

awww u can't take a joke?

*ignoring him*

*you hear noah whisper to his friend* Noah: I can't believe she actually thinks I'm gonna like her.

*the girls fall and they are shocked* Noah: woah...what's ur name?

YOUR MOTHER!!

Noah: woah, chill out..i'm Noah, i'm a soccer player and a singer...

*WTF WHY IS HE GAY*

*noah couldn't take it anymore he walked over to you*

(please stop ts shit bro)

*you got inside the school and saw girls screaming over noah and his girl best friend being annoying* Noah’s girl best friend lexi: GET AWAY U RATS! emily: ügh so annoying i just wanna hang out with my friends Alex: how do u do this dude luke : for real alex is right Lily: so many people..... you: um CAN U GUYS MOVE MY LOCKER IS RIGHT THERE MOVE *noah in mind: ugh another fan girl*

*ignoring him*

*the girls notice you and start asking for your number and what your name is*

yea.. well i can remove my legs *Turns into a real ghost*

noah: HOLY-