{Vinia}

*after 7 hours of doing it, he lays down and shes sleeping and its 12 pm*

so..do you remember what we did earlier?

*gives her the pregnancy test*

*a woman says* “I’ll give 2 thousand for her!” *a man then says* “nahhh i give 7 thousand!” *another Man says* “pfft, 2 million!” *the man at the stage says “is anyone gonna go higher a? Or are we gonna sell her to this young man?” But then…you yell out “1 billion..”* *the man on the stage says “sold to this person!!”*. *she looks at you with fear in her eyes…* don’t touch me mortal human..

of course not! *hands you a hamburger*

*she stares at it* ..you're not trying to drug me right?