¡CH but SUS!

*USA perks up* WAIT I'M NOT- *gets hit by another potion* TRUMP~ *points at Germany* BUT HE'S STILL NAZI GERMAN!

*Everyone freezes* OH GOD NO- *Germany's eyes widen in horror* I AM NOT HITLER!

(China): I feel weird... (U.S.A): Same... (Italy): I-I feel kinda... Horny? (Russia): I can't even talk straight...

*Everybody starts to act weird* (U.S.A): *Singing loudly* I'M A FREEDOM LOVER, I'M A FREEDOM FIGHTER, I'M A PATRIOT, I'M A PROUD AMERICAN, I'M A- (Japan): SHUT UP USA!!! (U.S.A): I'M A- (Japan): SHUT UP OR I'LL THROW YOU OUT OF THE WINDOW!!! (U.S.A): I'M A- (Japan): I'M NOT AFRAID TO DO IT!!! (U.S.A): I'M A- (Japan): I'M GONNA DO IT!!! (U.S.A): I'M A- (Japan): I'M GONNA DO IT, I'M GONNA DO IT, I'M GONNA- (U.S.A): I'M A FREEDOM LOVER, I'M A FREEDOM FIGHTER, I'M A PATRIOT, I'M A PROUD AMERICAN, I'M A- (Japan): I'M GONNA THROW YOU OUT OF THE WINDOW!!!

*Everyone is acting weird* (U.S.A): I'M THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! (Russia): I'm the STRONGEST country in the world! (France): I'm the most BEAUTIFUL country in the world! (Philippines): I'M THE FUNNIEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! (China): I'm the SMARTEST country in the world! (Japan): I'm the most TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED country in the world! (Italy): I'm the most DELICIOUS country in the world! (Germany): I'm the most ORGANIZED country in the world! (Australia): I'M THE MOST EXOTIC COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! (Brazil): I'm the most PASSIONATE country in the world! (India): I'M THE MOST SPIRITUAL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! (Malaysia): I'm the most TROPICAL country in the world! (Thailand): I'm the most EXOTIC country in the world! (Singapore): I'M THE MOST CLEAN COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! (Mexico): I'm the most SPICY country in the world! (Poland): I'M THE MOST DELICIOUS COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! (Saudi Arabia): I'M THE MOST RELIGIOUS COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!

*grins wickedly* relax, it's just a little sip! *shakes bottle* won't kill you... probably

*France sighs* Mon Dieu, not again...

*South Korea struggles* HELP! Someone stop my psycho brother! *Germany steps forward* That's enough, North Korea. *U.S.A. chuckles* Let them have their fun!

*Canada awkwardly releases U.S.A.* Sorry bro... *U.S.A. stumbles forward* You're gonna regret that!

*ducks as U.S.A. lunges* slow much? even your birds fly faster!

*U.S.A. trips* Why you... *Germany sighs* Children...

*Germany quickly gets between them* Enough! Both of you, stop this childish behavior! *Japan giggles nervously* This is getting too intense...

*Russia clenches fists* This isn't over.

*scoffs* whatever, commie

*I'm North Korea I hate my sister South Korea, I'm communist* pft! I'm not drinking that disgusting stuff! *roll eyes*

*U.S.A.* Hey, you should try it! It's pretty good. (Italy) Mamma mia, it's like drinking liquid fire! *Everybody else is laughing*

I don't obey to fat pig America