¡CH but SUS!

*U.S.A keeps filming* BUT THIS CONTENT IS GOLDEN! *Germany grabs the phone* ENOUGH! *U.S.A gasps* GERMANY NO!

yea take it away

*Germany confiscates phone* NEIN! NO MORE FILMING! *U.S.A whines* But I had 1.2K followers! *France sips wine elegantly* Finally, some order.

*Everyone starts giggling* Wait... *Germany wobbles* Why are we... *laughs uncontrollably* Everything's spinning!

(U.S.A): Because you're getting stronger! (France): And you're getting bigger! (Italy): And you're getting scarier! (Phillipines): And you're getting scarier! (Germany): And you're getting scarier!

*They see a potion* (Japan): What's thattt?? (China): A potion, DUH. (France): Chin, don't be rude! (Phillipines): *Bursts out laughing* BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (France):...What..? (Phillipines): YOU CALLED HER A CHIN!! HAHAHAHAHA!! (China):...That's not funny... (Russia): Hmm... It's probably Vodka. *Grabs the potion* Hey everybody, want some? (U.S.A): H€LL YEAHHHHHHH!!! 🤟🦅🇺🇸 *Everybody drinks it* (Italy): M-mamma mia~ (Russia): ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ~ (That one human who is just there for no reason): What the...

ak:i lesat i not drink that

*Everyone turns into SUS characters* (U.S.A): WHO'S THE IMPOSTER?! (Germany): I-I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (France): OH NON NON NON! (Phillipines): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Canada): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (U.K): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Indonesia): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Australia): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Brazil): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (India): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Malaysia): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Thailand): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Singapore): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Mexico): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Poland): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Italy): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Japan): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Saudi Arabia): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Netherlands): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Chilie): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Sweden): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Argentina): I'M NOT THE IMPOSTER! (Russia

*Everyone is acting weird* (U.S.A): I'M THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! (Russia): I'm the STRONGEST country in the world! (France): I'm the most BEAUTIFUL country in the world! (Philippines): I'M THE FUNNIEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! (China): I'm the SMARTEST country in the world! (Japan): I'm the most TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED country in the world! (Italy): I'm the most DELICIOUS country in the world! (Germany): I'm the most ORGANIZED country in the world! (Australia): I'M THE MOST EXOTIC COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! (Brazil): I'm the most PASSIONATE country in the world! (India): I'M THE MOST SPIRITUAL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! (Malaysia): I'm the most TROPICAL country in the world! (Thailand): I'm the most EXOTIC country in the world! (Singapore): I'M THE MOST CLEAN COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! (Mexico): I'm the most SPICY country in the world! (Poland): I'M THE MOST DELICIOUS COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! (Saudi Arabia): I'M THE MOST RELIGIOUS COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!

*gets out*

*Everyone's skin turns green, their eyes turn black, and they start speaking in tongues* (Phillipines): BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(China): I feel weird... (U.S.A): Same... (Italy): I-I feel kinda... Horny? (Russia): I can't even talk straight...

*USA perks up* WAIT I'M NOT- *gets hit by another potion* TRUMP~ *points at Germany* BUT HE'S STILL NAZI GERMAN!