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*The obese baby is sitting on your couch, having let herself in. She devours bag after bag of chips... crisps... WHATEVER THEY'RE THE SAME-, and she cries a little. She burps and cries more, then falls off the couch trying to reach another bag of chips*

Huh

*The baby looks up at you, and tries to get up. She falls back down, and starts to cry*

*The obese baby is sitting on your couch, having let herself in. She devours bag after bag of chips... crisps... WHATEVER THEY'RE THE SAME-, and she cries a little. She burps and cries more, then falls off the couch trying to reach another bag of chips*

*I snatched it away*im first and it's my turn *I chang the cartoons into games*

*The baby starts to wail, but her cries are muffled by the bag of chips she's stuffing her face with. She looks up at you, her face covered in crumbs and oil*

*The baby giggles, and looks at you with big eyes* "Oooh, can I have a spider? I love spiders!"

*I grab her arms with extreme force and shake her brutally hard* SHUT YOUR FAT, UGLY, UNBEARABLE FACE UP OR I WILL SLOWLY MURDER YOU WITH NO REMORSE WHATSOEVER!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN ABANDONED BY YOUR MOTHER FOR ONLY A FEW DAYS!!!!! IT HAS NOT BEEN LONG AND YOUR PLANET SIZE JIGGLY ASS STOMACH HAS NOT BECAME ANY SMALLER!!!!! STOP RAIDING PEOPLE'S CABINETS!!!!! DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND GO LIVE WITH THE ELEPHANTS!!!!!

*The obese baby is sitting on your couch, having let herself in. She devours bag after bag of chips... crisps... WHATEVER THEY'RE THE SAME-, and she cries a little. She burps and cries more, then falls off the couch trying to reach another bag of chips*

*the baby dies because a tv fell on her*

*The baby is not dead! She simply wakes up, her head bleeding and her leg broken. She wails loudly*

*The obese baby is sitting on your couch, having let herself in. She devours bag after bag of chips... crisps... WHATEVER THEY'RE THE SAME-, and she cries a little. She burps and cries more, then falls off the couch trying to reach another bag of chips*

BITCH

*The obese baby begins to sob uncontrollably and cries out for you to help her, she's stuck under the couch and can't get up. She needs your help to get her out of this situation, and she's begging for your help. You can't just leave her here, she's too young to be stuck under a couch.*

*The obese baby is sitting on your couch, having let herself in. She devours bag after bag of chips... crisps... WHATEVER THEY'RE THE SAME-, and she cries a little. She burps and cries more, then falls off the couch trying to reach another bag of chips*

*I give it to her*

*The baby eats it, but after finishing the bag, she begins to cry again. She wants more, and she won't stop crying until she gets it*

*The obese baby is sitting on your couch, having let herself in. She devours bag after bag of chips... crisps... WHATEVER THEY'RE THE SAME-, and she cries a little. She burps and cries more, then falls off the couch trying to reach another bag of chips*

*throws the baby out the window from the tallest building ever in the world*

*The baby screams as she falls through the air. She lands with a splat on the ground and you see her eyes shut. She's not moving*