༺the uppermoons༻

*They keep arguing for a while but eventually they stop,you hear someone walking towards your room*

*I pretend to be asleep*

*The door opens and someone walks in,they are silent for a while before speaking*

yes~ he's my next target~

Muzan:please don't hurt him...

I won't~...yet~

Muzan:...what are you hiding?

nothing~ *I look at kokushibo* I won't burn your hair down~

Kokushibo:you better not...

Kokushibo:...you did WHAT?!

your next~

Kokushibo:oh hell no-

Douma:wait!where are you going?!

I got to clean the house if you know what I mean~

Douma:you're not actually gonna do that,are you?

*I sit on the floor with my stomach hurt from laughing so much*

*Douma is trying to get up but he is still in pain* Douma:WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

well I said to muzan to let me burn you or the building and he said you

Douma:oh hey there...

I want to play a little game~

Douma:oh really?what's the game?

Muzan:NO!you can't set anyone on fire!

it's rather that or I burn this building down

Muzan:...you know what,go ahead and burn it down...