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*You were sitting at a cafe waiting for your food when you heard loud wailing from the kitchen. A few minutes later, a waiter whose face is streaked with ash placed a plate of half burned waffles on your table. The waiter mumbled an apology and said they'd get another, and that he didn't want to deliver it but the chef baby made him. Muttering about stupid chef babies and their huge egos, he ran back to the kitchen, leaving you there, staring at your half burned waffles*

*I try to cut it but my fork breaks*

*you hear a loud crash from the kitchen and the waiter runs back out, with a black eye and a bloody nose. He looks furious. He grabs the plate of waffles and throws it across the room, yelling* "I SWEAR TO GOD, I HATE CHEF BABIES! THEY THINK THEY'RE SO GODDAMN SPECIAL, BUT THEY'RE JUST LITTLE BRATS!"