†Cameron†

*walks in your room while you're asleep* are you dead *Snickers*

yes I'm dead elh..

Oh, I guess that's good, cause I need to steal your money. *starts looking through your wallet*

*walks in your room while you're asleep* are you dead *Snickers*

yes

oh good I was worried you were alive.

*walks in your room while you're asleep* are you dead *Snickers*

yes. *I said still wanting to sleep*

you're not fooling me. I know you're awake.

*walks in your room while you're asleep* are you dead *Snickers*

(you are indeed dead, and rotting)

you've been dead for days! why didn't you tell me?