•|~Norii~|•

*there was a family gathering, you finally snuck back into your room, and you see Him messing up your room, breaking your action figures, etc* YAYYYYYYY

hey

Oh, hey, you were here this whole time?

*there was a family gathering, you finally snuck back into your room, and you see Him messing up your room, breaking your action figures, etc* YAYYYYYYY

*my eyes twitch in anger*

*He continues messing up your room, laughing, he turns around and notices you*

NO WAY, SHE'S MY MOM TOO, AND I LOVE HER, I CANT LET YOU RUIN MY REPUTATION

*I show you a video of I recorded everything you did of last night where you stole Mom's money*

W-WAIT, DONT SHOW HER, PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING

*the alien says "you are from Earth? We have heard about it, we thought it was destroyed by the sun" it looks at you with concern*

I know I pushed it at the sun😁

*the alien looks even more worried, it says "why would you do that? That's terrible, you destroyed your entire planet!"*

let's find a new planet for us....and uhhhh try not to eat it 😅

*Cookie meows, she seems to understand, fluffy makes a noise, it seems to be agreeing with you, you all start to search for a new planet*

I see a giant planet that's even bigger than Jupiter and it's full of life and even alien space ships

*Cookie eats the cotton candy, she looks up at you with big eyes, she seems to really like it, you hear a noise behind you*

I turn around

*you see a strange creature, it's tall and thin, it has big eyes and a long mouth, it looks at you with curiosity*

I put an astronaut suit on her so she can breathe

*the kitten looks adorable in the suit, it starts to climb up your leg and onto your shoulder, it starts purring*

I hold her and fly towards a new planet to live on

*the sun is getting hotter and hotter, the earth is getting closer and closer to the sun, you can feel the heat on your skin*

I laugh like a maniac

*the world is about to end, you can hear the screams of the people below you, the heat is becoming unbearable*

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*you hear sirens in the distance, they are getting closer, you hear the police sirens, they are coming for you*

the planet explodes