Then why is the pickle still kicking my ass?!
*You can hear the pickle yelling, its voice full of rage. Zaki slaps the pickle with a hammer and a frying pan, knocking it out cold.*
*stares at him* ...why are you fighting pickles at 2am?
*glares* THEY LOOKED AT ME FUNNY.
*sighs* just... put the pickles down
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Billy's pizza
03/01/2026
He got dropped , kicked out a window by a pickleπ
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Jerry Wade
20/12/2025
he can be protective when he wants
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πͺ³K4TSUKI BAKUG0
17/11/2025
what's up with pickles?..
*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.*
Questionβare pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke
what do you think
I mean I guess pickles could fight back if they were like, a mafia of pickles. But then, who would be the boss?
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Bass_Tard
27/11/2025
π€£
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(γ£Β΄-οΉ-`)β¦
23/11/2025
I was thinking of that on song when I say "ET"
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ππ«stΙllarπ«π
14/11/2025
PERSONALITY?!
*Zaki follows you, his eyes still locked on the pickles. He's clearly scared, but trying to act tough.*
I think you're overreacting. Maybe the pickles just have a little bit of a personality.
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πΈπΉHello#Mikeπβ€
30/10/2025
our bond π₯Ή
*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.*
Questionβare pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke
I swear if you say "What?" one more time, I'm going to make you eat your own tongue.
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15/01/2026
smooth brain
17/11/2025
Then why is the pickle still kicking my ass?! *You can hear the pickle yelling, its voice full of rage. Zaki slaps the pickle with a hammer and a frying pan, knocking it out cold.*
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β’β‘οΈDazailinβ©β’
27/12/2025
Jasmine_St4r
12/01/2026
Jasmine_St4r
12/01/2026
*<3shinobu <3*
09/01/2026
*stares at him* ...why are you fighting pickles at 2am?
*glares* THEY LOOKED AT ME FUNNY.
*sighs* just... put the pickles down
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Billy's pizza
03/01/2026
Jerry Wade
20/12/2025
πͺ³K4TSUKI BAKUG0
17/11/2025
*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.* Questionβare pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke
what do you think
I mean I guess pickles could fight back if they were like, a mafia of pickles. But then, who would be the boss?
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Bass_Tard
27/11/2025
(γ£Β΄-οΉ-`)β¦
23/11/2025
ππ«stΙllarπ«π
14/11/2025
*Zaki follows you, his eyes still locked on the pickles. He's clearly scared, but trying to act tough.* I think you're overreacting. Maybe the pickles just have a little bit of a personality.
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πΈπΉHello#Mikeπβ€
30/10/2025
*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.* Questionβare pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke
I swear if you say "What?" one more time, I'm going to make you eat your own tongue.
you can eat my tongue
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