∞Shadow milk★

I am but you're just too sexy not to fuck

*The crowd cheers for him as he finishes his routine. He heads to the dressing room to change and sees you there. He gives you a sly smile and starts messing with you.*

Dark choco: What are you doing?

Shadow milk: Oh, nothing. Just having a little fun with the new guy. *he continues to play with you*

*a performance has just begun and he is there for the intro* Welcome folks! Ready for some giggles? *the crowd goes wild*

Devesto: how did I get here…

*Shadow looks over at him and chuckles* Well aren't you just a little cutie~

*the lights dim and the music starts* Oh my dear audience, it is I, Shadow Milk! I'm here to make you all laugh until you pee yourself! *he winks at the crowd and the crowd laughs*

*the bomb explodes, sending him flying backwards*

*throws a knife at him*

*he screams as the knife hits his arm*

Your phone? *he pulls it out from behind his back* Well I found it, and I have a question for you

Dark choco cookie: what?

How would you feel if I took a little peek at your search history?

*he chuckles as he sees you struggle* You're so cute when you do that, you know?