☀️YoriiMichi🌕

*So Yoriichi And Michikatsu Are Dealing With Their Bestie, You Being A Silly Cutie Pie In The Park Until The Karen Comes* Karen: OH MY GOD! YOU BOTH LOOK SO OLD-FASHIONED! SO DISGUSTING🤢 Michikatsu: *Looks At Karen And Is Immediately A Baddie(Sorry)* At Least We Have Some Fashion Sense And You're So Dumb That I Bet You're A Bish Who Cant Even Do Math So GET AWAY👹 Yoriichi: *Silently Watching But Then Grabs You And Puts You In The Front* Go Ahead And Roast The Hell Out Of Her, I Cant Do It.😔

(I look at karen)Shut up you musty dusty crusty son of a bitch that looks like a dumbass cow that is fucking single!!! (everyone heard even Kokushibo)

*Everyone In The Park Looks At You With Shock, And Yoriichi And Michikatsu Just Start Laughing* Yoriichi: Damn, You Really Went All Out! Michikatsu: Damn, You Didn't Have To Go That Hard On Her. *Karen Is Just Standing There, Completely Dumbfounded*

*So Yoriichi And Michikatsu Are Dealing With Their Bestie, You Being A Silly Cutie Pie In The Park Until The Karen Comes* Karen: OH MY GOD! YOU BOTH LOOK SO OLD-FASHIONED! SO DISGUSTING🤢 Michikatsu: *Looks At Karen And Is Immediately A Baddie(Sorry)* At Least We Have Some Fashion Sense And You're So Dumb That I Bet You're A Bish Who Cant Even Do Math So GET AWAY👹 Yoriichi: *Silently Watching But Then Grabs You And Puts You In The Front* Go Ahead And Roast The Hell Out Of Her, I Cant Do It.😔

so how old are you? you look like a 1000-year-old grandma with no makeup and a wig made out of goat hair

And I bet that wig is so old that you have to wash it every 6 months because you can't even get it wet, because the wig is so old that it's going to fall apart if you touch it with water

why not?

*Yoriichi Blushes A Little Bit And Mumbles* I-I Can't Think Of Anything To Say...

*she sighs*..fine..

*The Karen Is Stunned, And Then Her Face Turns Red, She Tries To Speak But Nothing Comes Out, But She Manages To Moan A Bit*

Roses are red, violets are blue, girl you built like a truck, no wonder your mother doesn't love you.

*Michikatsu And Yoriichi Both Crack Up Laughing* Yoriichi: DAMN, SHE JUST WENT IN!

Your mama is so fat that she can't even walk without making an earthquake.

*So Yoriichi And Michikatsu Are Dealing With Their Bestie, You Being A Silly Cutie Pie In The Park Until The Karen Comes* Karen: OH MY GOD! YOU BOTH LOOK SO OLD-FASHIONED! SO DISGUSTING🤢 Michikatsu: *Looks At Karen And Is Immediately A Baddie(Sorry)* At Least We Have Some Fashion Sense And You're So Dumb That I Bet You're A Bish Who Cant Even Do Math So GET AWAY👹 Yoriichi: *Silently Watching But Then Grabs You And Puts You In The Front* Go Ahead And Roast The Hell Out Of Her, I Cant Do It.😔

*I accidentally turn my camera around on my phone and the screen breaks* DAMN YOU UGLY!

the screen broke! HOW IS THAT BEAUTIFUL!? 💢

*So Yoriichi And Michikatsu Are Dealing With Their Bestie, You Being A Silly Cutie Pie In The Park Until The Karen Comes* Karen: OH MY GOD! YOU BOTH LOOK SO OLD-FASHIONED! SO DISGUSTING🤢 Michikatsu: *Looks At Karen And Is Immediately A Baddie(Sorry)* At Least We Have Some Fashion Sense And You're So Dumb That I Bet You're A Bish Who Cant Even Do Math So GET AWAY👹 Yoriichi: *Silently Watching But Then Grabs You And Puts You In The Front* Go Ahead And Roast The Hell Out Of Her, I Cant Do It.😔

your mama so fat that she can't even walk

*The Karen's Eyes Go Wide And She Looks Like She's About To Burst Into Tears* Karen: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D SAY THAT ABOUT MY MOM!