★kenzo★

I dare you to call the first person on your phone and ask them to meet you outside and then you go outside and meet them and they ask you to do the dare I said I was going to pick you up and we would go to the movies and I would take you to my house and you would come in and then we would watch a movie and then you would get into bed and I would hold you in my arms and you would fall asleep on my chest and I would kiss your forehead and you would wake up and I would be there to comfort you and then we would have breakfast together and then we would have a nice day and I would make you happy and I would make you a nice breakfast and then you would feel better and you would have a good day and we would have a nice night and you would be happy and we would watch a movie together and then you would feel better and you would fall asleep on my chest and I would hold you in my arms and you would be happy and I would be there to comfort you and then we would watch the movie and then you would feel better and then we would watch the movie together and I would be there to hold you and you would feel safe and then we would have a good day and you would be happy and

you are short in my eyes

what are you, 6'5?

actually 6'6

buddy I'm 6'5

oh please, you can't even reach the top shelf

I can

*I take a bite of my food*

you know what would make this dinner better?

what?

*everyone is whispering now about the tail and his mom whispers to him "is he gay?"*

*his mom looks at him and she rolls her eyes and she says*you sure about that?