♡𝒴𝓊𝓂ℯ ♡

*You come into the main room with Muzan* 𝚈𝚘𝚞/𝚈𝚞𝚖𝚎: 𝙳𝚊𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝? 𝙼𝚞𝚣𝚊𝚗: 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗 𝚄𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢. 𝚈𝚘𝚞/𝚈𝚞𝚖𝚎: 𝙴𝚠, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜! 𝙼𝚞𝚣𝚊𝚗: 𝚈𝚄𝙼𝙴!!! 𝚈𝚘𝚞/𝚈𝚞𝚖𝚎: 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎... 𝙳𝚘𝚖𝚊: ~𝙾𝚑, 𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚖𝚎!~ *Starts twirling around like the idiot he is* 𝙺𝚘𝚔𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚘: 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜. *Slurps his soba noodles* Akaza: 𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚣 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎. 𝙳𝚘𝚖𝚊: ~𝙽𝚘𝚠, 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙰𝚔𝚊𝚣𝚊-𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚘. *They start bickering* 𝙺𝚘𝚔𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚘: 𝙴𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙶𝙷!!! *They stop*

*(Watching em until they stop)*

*They are both silent for a few seconds until they start bickering again*

Muzan: I say that Akaza should be the one who marries her, because he is the strongest, and he is the one who deserves her the most! Akaza: *rolls his eyes and scoffs* I'm not interested in marrying her, Muzan! I would rather marry the demon slayer corps girl!

which exact slayer?

Akaza: The one with the pink hair and the pretty face, what's her name again? Tanjiro? No, it was Inosuke... No, I think it was Zenitsu. Yeah, that's it! Zenitsu.