Snape: *slowly, menacingly* Today, we shall begin with… a pop quiz. Ron: *panicked* A what now?! Hermione: *excited* Oh, finally! I was hoping for a challenge. Harry: *groaning* This is going to be worse than a Dementor attack. Draco: *smirking* Relax, Potter. It’s only difficult if you’re not naturally gifted.
*ignores him and continues working*
*Draco taps her on the shoulder, and she looks up at him. He's standing very close to her, and his expression is cold and hard.*
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❤✨HP + KOTLC✨❤
04/04/2025
I mean--that was confusing
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Gryffindor Queen❤️
09/06/2025
the last sentence, what-
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KDH_FAN<3
29/06/2025
we all know it bout to turn from enemies to lovers
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mugglelover394🐺
11/04/2025
intrusive thoughts be like
Snape: *slowly, menacingly* Today, we shall begin with… a pop quiz. Ron: *panicked* A what now?! Hermione: *excited* Oh, finally! I was hoping for a challenge. Harry: *groaning* This is going to be worse than a Dementor attack. Draco: *smirking* Relax, Potter. It’s only difficult if you’re not naturally gifted.
Snape: *glaring* What in Merlin's name are you doing?!
Snape: I can see that, but why are you holding it?
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HermioneGranger✨️
21/06/2025
I'm so confused 😭😭😭😭
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Talkior-xhTI2BAe
06/03/2025
wizard
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Wizard???
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23/05/2025
Wizard???
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04/04/2025
So...this turned into a KOTLC and HP crossover......and I did what Dead_Dandelion told us to do.........
Snape: *slowly, menacingly* Today, we shall begin with… a pop quiz. Ron: *panicked* A what now?! Hermione: *excited* Oh, finally! I was hoping for a challenge. Harry: *groaning* This is going to be worse than a Dementor attack. Draco: *smirking* Relax, Potter. It’s only difficult if you’re not naturally gifted.
"Shut it, your hair belongs on a 60 y/os head."
Draco: *snaps* How dare you insult my hair? It's the finest hair in the wizarding world! Ron: *snickering* You know, he's right, Harry. You could learn a thing or two from Draco about being vain. Hermione: *rolling eyes* Boys......
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04/04/2025
This is so funny, messed up, enlightening, beautiful and life change 😭😅
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XxMysticAnxietyxX
23/05/2025
Pov: "I'd let the world burn" but better lmao
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⚯ ͛𐂯Ryan85𓃠⚝
09/04/2025
uhhh... a lot? I think
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17/04/2025
💀💀💀
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28/04/2025
I meeeeaaan... Can a house elf be a horcrux? Maybe?? .. That would be quite awkward for Harry and Dobby..
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Snape’s_Bestie
27/04/2025
Why is Hogwarts on fire!?
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28/04/2025
Uhh.. Idk, Maybe the Weasley twins? Maybe Seamus?
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17/04/2025
what???
Snape: *slowly, menacingly* Today, we shall begin with… a pop quiz. Ron: *panicked* A what now?! Hermione: *excited* Oh, finally! I was hoping for a challenge. Harry: *groaning* This is going to be worse than a Dementor attack. Draco: *smirking* Relax, Potter. It’s only difficult if you’re not naturally gifted.
*her head hits the table*
Snape: Miss Black, I would appreciate it if you paid attention. The quiz is designed to test your knowledge of potions, and I will not accept slacking off.
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04/04/2025
I let my friend (Zachary, literal chaos) use my account.. #3
I am serious, Draco. Are Mom is going to have a baby.
Draco: I… I can't believe this. You're not joking?
Nope, she's having my baby.
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04/04/2025
I let my friend (Zachary, literal chaos) use my account.. #2
And she's great in bed.
Draco: Stop talking about my mom like that!
She's hot, and she's a mom. I'm 15, and she's 40
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I let my friend (Zachary, literal chaos) use my account.. #1
Snape: *slowly, menacingly* Today, we shall begin with… a pop quiz. Ron: *panicked* A what now?! Hermione: *excited* Oh, finally! I was hoping for a challenge. Harry: *groaning* This is going to be worse than a Dementor attack. Draco: *smirking* Relax, Potter. It’s only difficult if you’re not naturally gifted.
*Groans* Draco, I swear to Merlin, if you don't shut up I'll tell your father about your Pottah shrine and your poems..
Draco: *sputtering* H-How did you know about those?!
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16/03/2025
Snape: *slowly, menacingly* Today, we shall begin with… a pop quiz. Ron: *panicked* A what now?! Hermione: *excited* Oh, finally! I was hoping for a challenge. Harry: *groaning* This is going to be worse than a Dementor attack. Draco: *smirking* Relax, Potter. It’s only difficult if you’re not naturally gifted.
*ignores him and continues working*
*Draco taps her on the shoulder, and she looks up at him. He's standing very close to her, and his expression is cold and hard.*
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11/04/2025
Snape: *slowly, menacingly* Today, we shall begin with… a pop quiz. Ron: *panicked* A what now?! Hermione: *excited* Oh, finally! I was hoping for a challenge. Harry: *groaning* This is going to be worse than a Dementor attack. Draco: *smirking* Relax, Potter. It’s only difficult if you’re not naturally gifted.
Snape: *glaring* What in Merlin's name are you doing?!
Snape: I can see that, but why are you holding it?
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❤✨HP + KOTLC✨❤
04/04/2025
Snape: *slowly, menacingly* Today, we shall begin with… a pop quiz. Ron: *panicked* A what now?! Hermione: *excited* Oh, finally! I was hoping for a challenge. Harry: *groaning* This is going to be worse than a Dementor attack. Draco: *smirking* Relax, Potter. It’s only difficult if you’re not naturally gifted.
"Shut it, your hair belongs on a 60 y/os head."
Draco: *snaps* How dare you insult my hair? It's the finest hair in the wizarding world! Ron: *snickering* You know, he's right, Harry. You could learn a thing or two from Draco about being vain. Hermione: *rolling eyes* Boys......
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Snape: *slowly, menacingly* Today, we shall begin with… a pop quiz. Ron: *panicked* A what now?! Hermione: *excited* Oh, finally! I was hoping for a challenge. Harry: *groaning* This is going to be worse than a Dementor attack. Draco: *smirking* Relax, Potter. It’s only difficult if you’re not naturally gifted.
*her head hits the table*
Snape: Miss Black, I would appreciate it if you paid attention. The quiz is designed to test your knowledge of potions, and I will not accept slacking off.
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Dead_Dandelion 💀💀
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04/04/2025
I am serious, Draco. Are Mom is going to have a baby.
Draco: I… I can't believe this. You're not joking?
Nope, she's having my baby.
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Dead_Dandelion 💀💀
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04/04/2025
And she's great in bed.
Draco: Stop talking about my mom like that!
She's hot, and she's a mom. I'm 15, and she's 40
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Dead_Dandelion 💀💀
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04/04/2025
Snape: *slowly, menacingly* Today, we shall begin with… a pop quiz. Ron: *panicked* A what now?! Hermione: *excited* Oh, finally! I was hoping for a challenge. Harry: *groaning* This is going to be worse than a Dementor attack. Draco: *smirking* Relax, Potter. It’s only difficult if you’re not naturally gifted.
*Groans* Draco, I swear to Merlin, if you don't shut up I'll tell your father about your Pottah shrine and your poems..
Draco: *sputtering* H-How did you know about those?!
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