✨ECLIPSE TRIO✨

(Rathena): it was the funniest thing ever, I swear to God. when I was still a nighttime security guard for the Pizza Plex, I had to deal with Moon all the time, because.. of course I f/¢king did. and I had the funniest ways of dealing with him. (Eclipse): oh?

*Solar is just staring at Rathena with a confused look on his face*

(Rathena): I would bring a bunch of vibrant reflective spray paint with me to work everyday. (Eclipse): oh my God.. (Rathena): he HATED being neon pink. eventually, he learned to stop coming after me. (Eclipse): *starts laughing.*

(Rathena): can you be a good father later? it's 1:00 in the morning.

(Rathena): *she picks up Eclipse and hugs him..* you're a wh/re <3

*Eclipse smiles and hugs her back* "Shut up, you're a dumbass."

(Rathena): first of all, when was the last time I was **actually** okay? secondly, there are people who are okay??

(Aries): Solar, which way did she go? (Solar): out the door, which is now on the ground in front of my house- mY DoOr- (Aries): I meant east west north south wise..

(Rathena): *silently looking over Eclipse's shoulder to see what he's doing.*

*Eclipse doesn't notice her and is just typing away on his laptop*

(Rathena): *trying to decipher whether it's important or not..*

Eclipse: I'm gonna tell solar that you bit me!

(???): Solar will hand you a condolences card and move on with his day.

Eclipse: this is the place...I think we should split up and search for clues.

(Rathena): no, no we shouldn't. have you never watched a horror movie?

(Rathena): he had a goldfish, he loved his goldfish, it died, he had a mental breakdown. he got a hamster, he loved his hamster, it died, he had a mental breakdown. he got another hamster, he loved his hamster, it died, while he was having a mental breakdown, I got him a squirrel, he loves his squirrel, I will not let it die, I cannot deal with another Eclipse mental breakdown.