✨past JohnJane✨

John Doe: *recording on ur phone* so guys this is my and my wifey and we've been happily married for two months! :3 Jane Doe: but we been married for a year?? John Doe: ya but I was only happy for two months. Jane Doe: . John Doe: :3 Jane Doe: *cutely chokes him*

*John Doe(Me):* NO WAIT- I'M SORRY- IT WAS A JUST A PRANK!

Jane Doe: oh really? Then why did u make a whole video about us and call it a prank? *she's still choking him and she's smiling*

Jane Doe: oh! I'm sorry, I thought u were being serious *smiles* John Doe: it's fine, just don't hurt me. Jane Doe: but it's fun! John Doe: but I could die. Jane Doe: but you won't! John Doe: how can u be so sure?! Jane Doe: because I'm holding on so tight you can't breathe! *looks at the camera*

John Doe: AHH! Jane, u know I'm sensitive, stop! Jane Doe: why should I? I'm your wife and I can do whatever I want with you. John Doe: I'm not gonna be your husband anymore if u keep doing this. Jane Doe: oh really? *chokes him harder*

John Doe: but u know I'm a honest person, I'll never lie to you. Jane Doe: hmph, fine. But one more thing, u have to buy me some chocolate, I've been craving it.