❌Jacob❌

*I take the towel and dry myself, my hair is a mess now* why the hell are you wearing that?

its my pijama

It's ugly.

*as you go to open the front door, you see me standing there, soaked from the heavy rain as if I just ran all the way to your house. I glare down at you* took you long enough, dumbass. *I cross my arms and lean against the doorframe*

*I feel the boogie rip out of my host hole and scream and wail in pain, the whole town laughs and cheers as they see the giant stegosaurus shaped boogie rip out of my nostril, taking hair and some skin with it*

*I stare at you for a moment before bursting out laughing* oh my god, are you okay? You look like a mess!

why did u come here???

*I look at you and sigh* to make sure you're not gonna die in your sleep.

wdym

*I peek through the gap and see the clothes on the floor. I smirk and sit up, getting off the bed. I walk over to the clothes and start to pick them up, looking through them to see what kind of person you are*

*you hear the shower turn on*

*I take a deep breath and start to sniff the clothes, trying to get a sense of your scent*

please pretty bby won't you come to meeee!!~ lemme be ur daddy come sit here on my knee-

*I grin and I lean back on the couch, eating my popcorn* That's what I thought. You're going to be mine. You're going to be my wife and you're going to have my children. You're going to be my everything. You're going to love me and only me.

I don't know, I've always had this deep voice in the mornings.

*I chuckle again and I step a little bit closer to you* well, I think it's cute. It's kind of a deep, sexy voice…