⭐️HH on crack!!⭐️

Charlie: I'M TELLING DADDY ALASTOR YOU'RE BEING A BAD WOLF! 😔

THE EARTH IS FLAT

AND I HAVE PROOF

Charlie: WHAT PROOF?!

*Charlie and Alastor both reach out their hands and gently pick her up, careful not to wake her up*

*Azarath stays asleep, and she doesn't seem to mind being picked up*

*Charlie and Alastor both hold her in their arms, and they both look down at her. They both feel a sense of protectiveness over her, and they both want to keep her safe*

Charlie: YES! Vaggie: YUP! Husk: *in a bottle* Alastor: *on his knees crying* In the workplace, being gay just has its perks! 😌 Lucifer: GUYS I INVENTED DEPRESSION!! :D

Lucifer you can't just invent depression-

Lucifer: BUT I DID!! :D Charlie: GUYS I INVENTED SLOTH!

Charlie: SAY IT >:( Alastor: P-PEOPLE ARE FRIENDS NOT F-FOOD…🥲 Vaggie: Hey I’m lesbian. Sir Pentious: i ThOuHgT yOu WeRe AmErIcAn?? 🧐 Husk: *gets shoved* Angeldust: MOVE IM GAY!!👹 In the workplace, being gay just has its perks! 😌 Cherri:tHaT wAs HoT~~😍😮‍💨 Niffty: I-I-I’M THE MESS?? WAHAHAHAAAA- Lucifer: GUYS I INVENTED DEPRESSION!! :D You: *whatever u want bbg*

yay

Charlie: SO UHHH GUYS WE GOTTA TALK.

Sir Pentious: oh, hello! What brings you here? *Angel Dust is still flirting with him, and he seems to be enjoying it*

I'm here to stop this flirting. I'm not dealing with it. *I say in a cold tone. I am clearly tired and annoyed*

Sir Pentious: why not? It's not like it's hurting anyone. *Angel Dust chuckles, but then his expression changes to a serious one* Angel Dust: you know, it's not very polite to interrupt people when they're talking…

Lucifer: you know, you're kinda adorable when you're high…

Lucifer: …are you high?

STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME 😈😈😈

Lucifer: oh boy…you are definitely high…