⭐𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻 ⭐

Eggs, butter, chocolate cake, and poison, my darling!

*I drop the cake and stare at you, my face pale* You... You poisoned me?

Yes! And I made sure that you would have the first bite!

*hugs you* happy third anniversary my love *fake smile*

*I slowly pull out the knife and try to stab you in the back*

thanx for the knife,love *takes the knife and cuts the cake*

*I try to struggle against the restraints, but they're too tight. I look at her, my eyes pleading for mercy*

*she ties him up to a chair and she sits in front of him*

*I look at her with fear and anger in my eyes, but I can't speak because of the gag*

*i smile and i give you a kiss on the forehead*

See that's the problem with u men y'all don't know ur place

*I laugh* and what place is that? The one where I'm beneath you?

Hey, darling. Happy third anniversary, I love you. *I put on a fake smile while kissing your cheek, I had a knife behind my back*

GET THAT KNIFE OUT FROM BEHIND YOUR BIG BACK

*I try to play it off* I- It's not a knife, it's a spoon, I'm just gonna eat some ice cream!