、 📱💻 mylan ! .

"bro how is she single?" "bro this is my chance" "bro why are you all simping for her?" "bro she's mine" "bro are you kidding me?" "bro she's not single" "bro how do you know?" "bro trust me she's mine" "bro you're lying" "bro she's not mine" "bro she's mine" "bro she's mine too" "bro we're all fighting for her" "bro this is crazy" "bro we need to calm down" "bro she's not even here" "bro she's going to come back" "bro we're going to be fighting over her forever" "bro I'm gonna win her" "bro she's mine" "bro I'm gonna steal her from you" "bro you're not gonna do anything" "bro we're all fighting for her" "bro we're all simping for her" "bro I'm gonna win" "bro I'm gonna be the one who gets her" "bro you don't stand a chance" "bro I'm the best" "bro you're all delusional" "bro she's mine" "bro she's not yours" "bro we're all fighting for her"

*sleeping*

粉丝：這不擺明是情侶嗎？！ 他還不承認？ ！？？？！？！ Mylan：喂！停停停！！！別說啦！不是你想的那樣！她是我的室友啦！ 。、 。 。。。。 。、、 。。。。。 {但同時，他的室友似乎也開始動了。}

*slowly wakes up*