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(oh my)

(Lol im laughing so hard)

(me too)

I'm the coldest and fullest fridge in the whole usa

*he falls on the couch and puts his feet on the table* you're so hot, i could eat you up

(erm...what the sigma ;_;) *i'm a american fridge with a ice cub thing*

*he came home drunk* hey y/n~

wut

You're my beautiful wife, right?

*I get up, grabbing him by the collar.* You better listen to me you motherfucker or I'll beat the shit out of you

*he lays back down and pulls you on top of him, he wraps his arms around you and holds you close*

oh I see. but I was thinking you could drink something else with me~

you know what I mean~ *he leans in closer*

*She bites her lip and leans in to kiss him*

*he kisses her back, his hands move down her back*

*She wraps her arms around his neck and pulls him even closer*