perfect town!

Intro AI: (woman:) wake up and smile! It's all worthwhile. This is the perfect town! (mailman:) I am the mailman, I deliver mail *throws paper at the woman* you: (both:) this is the perfect town! (Plumber:) I am the plumber plumb, plumb, plumb (all:) this is the perfect town! AI: (neighbor:) I'm a friendly neighbor, neighboring around. (All:) this Is the perfect town! (Woman:) nothing bad ever happens! (Plumber and mailman:) nothing bad ever happens (neighbor:) nothing bad ever happens! You: (All:)nothing bad ever happens in our perfect town!!!!!! (S## offender:) I just came from Denver, I'm a s## offender this is the perfect town! *silence*