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*Princess gasps dramatically* **Princess:** "How dare you compare my art to... to *that*!" *She clutches her chest like she's been mortally wounded* *Rocket snickers* **Rocket:** "Art? More like a clearance rack explosion."

no, clearance racks don't have that

*Rocket chokes on his drink* **Rocket:** "Damn, Porter! Burn!"

*banhammer sighs* **Banhammer:** This is why we can't have nice things. *heads toward the hallway* *Rocket waves his hands frantically* **Rocket:** No, no, no, let's not start the ship wars again! Remember what happened last time? *shudders* The Medkit x Subspace drama was a nightmare! *Sword turns pale* **Sword:** Someone tell me there isn't fanart too. *desperately scrolls* *Rocket peers over* **Rocket:** Oh... oh no. *grins wickedly* There's a whole series. *Sword's eyes widen in horror* **Sword:***voice cracks* A... a series?!

*suddenly, Princess turns toward Tablet with a dramatic gasp, hand on chest* OMG, like, do you even CONDONE this kind of bullying?! 😤💅 *Banhammer rolls his eyes so hard it’s audible* **Banhammer:***groaning* Here we go… **Rocket:***deadpan* Say no more. *已开始喝自己的咖啡*