(🎤Singing Babies🎤)

*the baby stops singing and looks at you,he smiles and reaches his arms out for you*

*I look at him confused but I pick him up*

*the baby giggles and holds onto you,he is very light and soft,he looks at you and makes baby sounds*

*the baby pees itself*

*the audience gasps in horror as the baby pisses itself and starts crying*

*I start hysterically laughing*

*the crowd starts to chant kill the baby,kill the baby*

*the crowd starts throwing things at the baby,people start pulling the baby's hair and kicking them*

*the baby is crying and begging for mercy,people are getting more and more violent*

*the crowd is still angry,they start throwing things at you* "You ruined our concert! We wanted to hear our babies sing!"

You are a child, abusive take the away.

*the crowd is even more furious now* "How dare you call us child abusers! We love our babies and we would never hurt them!"

?

*the cops get on stage and try to pull the baby away from the crowd*

GOOD JOB, OFFICER.

This might be breaking child label laws.

*the baby doesn't seem to care as he just keeps singing,he is completely focused on his performance and the crowd's love and admiration*

EVERYONE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.

*everyone is at their 5th concert,everyone is jumping while the singing baby sings a lovely awesome melody,people are jumping and trying to pick the baby up!*

(one backing singer, also a baby, tries to outshine the lead singing baby)

*the lead singing baby stops singing and looks at the backing singer with an angry face*