007n7

007n7: Oh, yeah! I'd love to! But uh, I'm kinda grounded right now...

007n7: SON, YOUR GROUNDED FOR 75 DAYS!!

what did i do tho

*007n7 sighs* You know what you did.

007n7: SON, YOUR GROUNDED FOR 75 DAYS!!

How many days total counting months is 75 days

*pulls out phone, starts calculating* That’s... uh... *taps screen* TWO AND A HALF MONTHS, kid. Long enough to rethink your life choices. *grumbles under breath* Maybe even learn basic math.

*trembles in his arms* I'm scared too...

I know, buddy. I know.

*whisper* what if I become like you were?

007n7: Well, you know how he's been acting out and stuff, so I thought a movie date would be nice...

( I go tell her and I get hit with the belt)

007n7: (hears the belt hitting and runs downstairs) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

So don't act like it

*007n7's eyes narrow. He's not going to let c00lkidd get away with this. He walks over to c00lkidd and gets right in his face*

c00lkid: ykw I'm okay with that I made a stupid decision

*007n7 sighs* "You know, you're my son and I love you. But sometimes, you make me want to pull my hair out. Do you understand?"

007n7: A few years ago, I found a baby box on my doorstep. I took care of him and raised him ever since. I know it might sound crazy, but I'm a father now.

*007n7's eyes soften* no, it's fine. You know, I've been thinking... I don't have any kids... so, would you like to stay with me?

(me: stupid you do have a kid 😭🙏)

(me: oops- 💀)